The Good Life To Be Free And Explore The Unknown

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via troyesivan)

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thesociallyawkwardasian:

THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD IS SEEING PEOPLE SMILING BECAUSE OF YOU 

(Source: foodless, via ourdrunkitchen)

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15 hours ago

baracknobama:

i hope manners is the next cool trend

(Source: baracknobama, via iheartdisneyland)

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15 hours ago
someone:have you seen this movie?
me:no but i've seen gifs
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1 day ago

— William Chapman (via guy)

GREAT AND NOW I AM CRYING THANKS TUMBLR

(via mydrunkkitchen)

(Source: williamchapmanwritings, via mydrunkkitchen)

Tomorrow could be the someday you’ve been waiting for.
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1 day ago

laugh-dance-ellen:

"I haven’t had that much trouble coming out since 1997." (x)

(via iheartdisneyland)

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1 day ago

alvxandra:

shout out to everyone out of my league

(via fuckyeahfunnytextposts)

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1 day ago

unbrokenable:

The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.

(via thatsyouharold)

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1 day ago

hobrienfeelssterek:

I got feeeeeeels. They’re multiplyin’.

(via thatsyouharold)

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1 day ago

mondoreos:

*sees a new character that is attractive*

image

(via fuckyeahfunnytextposts)

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1 day ago

adire-adire:

victorysunshine:

goldfish-kisses:

geek-in-a-box:

martiemcfly:

WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

BUT BIGGER

WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

theme parks. just. theme parks.

but u have to pay for theme parks

that’s the adult part

son of a bitch

(via ourdrunkitchen)

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1 day ago

fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

(via thatsyouharold)

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1 day ago

queefilicious:

sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

(Source: susemoji, via justaphraseimgoingthrough)

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2 days ago

ijustloveyoutubers:

hey-nnister:

helioscentrifuge:

SHOTS FIRED

Damn that turned innocent to calling out sexism real fast

But the best thing is that it wasn’t planned, I think that’s why I love livestreams so much. There’s no editing so it’s just them.

(Source: ourdrunkitchen, via thatsyouharold)

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